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The Merry Man Horoscopes

Weekly Horoscope 4th July - 10th July 

We are proud to present to you our weekly horoscope by The Merry Man. Little is known of this mysterious astrologer, primarily due to his desires for secrecy. We honestly don’t know much, and the little we do, we have sworn never to tell. We are however extremely lucky to have him as our resident astrologer. Watch this space, there is much more to come from this fascinating individual. As for the codes at the end of each horoscope? Nobody knows!

Aries

THE WAY OF ARIES

“The heavenly gold which guides us home”

21st March – 19th April

The resurrection continues. More light pierces the dark. The stage is being set. We are destined to receive. Now, the determined tongue must reign. It must seize upon the opportunity. It must shatter the silence— the silent. Only this shall settle the pathways. Why wait? The knowledge we keep is a powerful tool for progression. There are no endings, Aries, only new beginnings. And new perspectives. Assistance awaits us. Take it. A burden shared is a burden halved. Remember, our efforts were never in vain; we merely strengthened our sword for a nobler quest. And belief shall be our shield. Unfasten the chains of regret, step forth, and begin. HL 909 224

Taurus

THE WAY OF TAURUS

20th April – 20th May

“The Mask of Gods made holy by the sands"

The wanderer within must be freed to explore. The alignments can only do so much, Taurus. They have played their part. Nevertheless, without our commitment, the reordering shall be futile. The journey must begin with the assertion of truth. What we seek shall never be found within the still. Change shall never occur within a vacuum. Only we may decide. Only we may initiate the ball into motion. What use is a bridge if we dare not cross? Tomorrow shall be worth the gamble. Spin the wheel. See for ourselves. And banish doubt into the darkness of yesteryear. The foundations shall hold. They shall sustain us. PD 749 02  

Gemini

THE WAY OF GEMINI

“Reunited in the Heavens of everlasting love”

21st May – 20th June

The unpredictable energies are fading. Certainty and resolution shimmer upon the horizon. Now is the time to proceed, for the pathways are free from hindrance. Yet still, we fear the unknown. Still, we choose the status quo over sovereignty. We have waited long enough, Gemini. We must act. We cannot merely observe. Someday we shall understand that the revolving door is a prison masquerading as a sanctuary. And we are the jailer. The unification of the alliance shall break these chains. It shall open our eyes to the truth—the possible. Now we must rewrite the blueprints. Preparation is the key to our endurance. JS 594 85 

Cancer

THE WAY OF CANCER

“The eternal protector, blessed by the hand of Gods”

21st June – 22nd July

The alignments shall grant us our wish. The barren well shall be replenished. Positive light fills the void. Confidence reigns. And the journey of truth finally commences. Such a wondrous sight awaits us, Cancer. We must not delay. We must not overthink the situation. We know what must be done. Only when we trust our instincts shall the tug of war that rages within us cease to be. We must stand our ground. We must defend our desire. The journey must be taken alone. Following the crowd shall merely lead us backward. The revival occurs within. This journey must begin now. And then, others shall follow usTO 04 269

Leo

THE WAY OF LEO

“The light of the appointed, the heart of the brave”

23rd July – 22nd August

The journey of doubt is coming to an end. And the pathway we long for is beginning to take shape. Behold, the clean slate. The unwritten tale. Liberate the author within us. Pen the narrative we desire; nobody else’s. Unshackle the voice once silenced. Only then, shall the weights of yesterday be freed from our shoulders. Only then shall we stand upon a pathway of accomplishment. The ending must occur. We cannot continue to hold ourselves at ransom. Those who allow fear to dominate shall forgo the blessings of tomorrow. And those who resist change shall never be free. Speak from the heart, Leo. Go forth. The alignments demand action in these times. This is our chance. SS 361 129

Virgo

THE WAY OF VIRGO

“Transcend before me, Mother of fertile dreams”

23rd August – 22nd September

The final conquest is upon us. The final question laid bare. Is this the beginning, or the end? Only we may decide, nevertheless, decide we must. We must not fear the outcome, for it is merely a matter of perception. One cannot exist without the other. It is how we feel which shall affect the timelines the most. It shall be our emotions that determine our tomorrow. The alignments offer us the gift of time, so that we may seek counsel. Now, we must reassess the pathways. The agreement must be made. What is most important to us? The acceptance shall be an invitation to pastures of green. Then, there shall be no more hurdles in our way. TK 334 50

Libra

“Justice balanced by the essence of love”

23rd September – 22nd October

THE WAY OF LIBRA

We must not lose hope, nor forfeit our standing, for the negative energies of late are waning. We are close, yet still, the dark self whispers otherwise. And still, we continue to listen. One day we shall understand that the locked door is an illusion, created by fear. Go forth, Libra. Turn the handle. Peer behind the veil. We shall see that our concerns are unfounded. Small steps. We have ample time. However, we cannot halt the inevitable. The door shall be opened. We shall witness change. The question is, who shall initiate it? Who shall speak the tales of valor? History is written by the victors. Act soon and the pen is ours. KR 504 05

Scorpio

THE WAY OF SCORPIO

“The King of Kings. The Hunter of Hunters”

23rd October – 21st November

We must approach with care, for many obstacles continue to obstruct the pathways beyond. Preparation is the key to our success. Many shall flee. Yet, we must go on. We must endure the minefield. In time we shall see that it was the fear of falling, not the fall itself, which potentially killed our stride. We cannot allow this to happen, Scorpio. And in time we shall see that these were nothing more than insignificant stumbles upon a journey of enlightenment, fortifying our armor. There is a great deal still to uncover. Continue pushing and we shall discover the opportunity we seek. Believe and we shall succeed, for the horizon and her gifts loom ever nearer. FC 06 258

Sagittarius

THE WAY OF SAGITTARIUS

“The eternal gift. For I am the reliever of sorrow"

22nd November – 21st December

The doors which restrained us are beginning to open. Many pathways rise. We must choose carefully, Archer, for one path shall guide us backward. Encounters shall be made which expand our spiritual awakening. Rise to the challenge and we shall thrive upon these timelines. The alignments are urging us to speak our mind, for the silent tongue only hinders the discovery. Honesty is the key, for then we shall unlock the passageways of solution. Then, our strides towards the horizon shall begin to quicken. We must prepare for the unforeseen. And as we cast aside the fears of antiquity, many opportunities shall rise from the unknown. GF 596 03 

capricorn

THE WAY OF CAPRICORN

“As the sands fall, the gate of the Gods shall rise” 

22nd December 19th January

The signs shall be many, to those who wish to see. We must be brave, Capricorn. If we desire to gaze upon the whole, we must stand our ground and keep pushing. The more we venture forward, the stronger we shall eventually be. And then, the discovery of advancement is ours. The alignments shall protect us from further woe. Be free. Go forth, without fear. Adversity lives on simply because we allow it to. Now is the time to reverse the trend and reignite the flames within. Only then shall merriment bellow throughout the once silent hall. The conversation must be had, for this shall reopen the disregarded channels of shared aspiration. MS 490 39 

aquarius

THE WAY OF AQUARIUS

“We are the keepers of knowledge, the bearers of dreams”

20th January – 18th February

The frustrated mind lays nothing but hesitation upon the pathway before us. We must pursue the answer before it is too late, Aquarius. Generous opportunities await, yet time lingers for no one. The question persists in our hearts. We already know the answer; so, what exactly thwarts our advancement? Only we may solve such a riddle, nevertheless, we must make haste, if we desire our voice to be heard. Honesty is the key to unlocking the final door. Only then shall the self-sustaining strides be revived. And then, the reconstruction shall begin forthwith, as we build more substantial foundations, with sturdier commitments. The stakes of progression are high but shall be worth the chance. JE 07 836

Pisces

THE WAY OF PISCES

“A tale of two tails bound together with eternal love”

19th February – 20th March

The hour of reform is upon us. At last, what we have been striving for shall see the light. And the restructuring shall bear fruit. Make haste, Pisces, for the timeline of discovery, is brief. We must follow the sign however insignificant it may seem. This shall be the answer to the question, and the key to rectifying the imbalances in our way. Only then shall the burden of doubt be freed from our shoulders. Only then shall we be truly free to explore. And only then, shall the remaining piece to the puzzle be placed. The urge to retreat may be strong. We must not give up. The difficulties are tools of progression for those who accept them. Therefore, when the time comes, we must wholeheartedly accept them. TV 405 33