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The Merry Man Horoscopes

Weekly Horoscope 8thApril - 14th April 

We are proud to present to you our weekly horoscope by The Merry Man. Little is known of this mysterious astrologer, primarily due to his desires for secrecy. We honestly don’t know much, and the little we do, we have sworn never to tell. We are however extremely lucky to have him as our resident astrologer. Watch this space, there is much more to come from this fascinating individual. As for the codes at the end of each horoscope? Nobody knows!

Aries

“The heavenly gold which guides us home”

21st March – 19th April

THE WAY OF ARIES

The new Moon of our sign signals the dawning of truth and understanding. Behold, a solar eclipse casts shadows, revealing secrets hidden by the light. What lies upon the plane is nothing more than the beginning of the foreseen. Those who dare to peer behind the veil shall observe the whole. We must question what we hear. The reversal shall open our eyes to the solution. Such situations teach us the true worth of our surroundings. We are being guided to our calling. We are stronger than we realize, Aries; the sands of time shall bless our path. MT 863 952

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Taurus

20th April – 20th May

“The Mask of Gods made holy by the sands"

THE WAY OF TAURUS

The new Moon of Aries signals the beginning of what shall be. Shadows of an eclipse unveil of understanding of the path ahead. Promising revelations await. We stand upon the brink, Taurus; the awaited shift is upon us. Embrace the change; for this shall be a clean slate from which we make our ascendence. Time shall heal yesterday's wounds. Now, we are free to relieve the shield from its duties. Fear is nothing more than the vibrations of control; free the mind from its capture and we shall feast upon the true knowledge before us. We shall cross the expanse unscathed. LW 379 49

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Gemini

“Reunited in the Heavens of everlasting love”

21st May – 20th June

THE WAY OF GEMINI

The new Moon of Aries signifies the transcendence of truth, shifting our thoughts towards the answers we seek. In the wake of its light, a solar eclipse veils our certainty, urging us to find clarity within the darkness. As we enter the unknown, we must make amends with the fears of old. Such doubt serves nothing upon the pathways of tomorrow. The mind shall embark upon a quest of resolution; delivering us upon the gateways of change. We must not allow fear to command our stride. We shall rise above the darkness of uncertainty. Patience, Gemini; time shall provide the clarity we crave. CE 38 06

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Cancer

“The eternal protector, blessed by the hand of Gods”

21st June – 22nd July

THE WAY OF CANCER

The new Moon of Aries shall open our eyes to the true teachings before us. As shadows dance across the land, a solar eclipse whispers secrets long forgotten, preparing us for the transformation. The great shift is upon us, unlocking the mind from its internal capture. Stay strong, Cancer, the tides may turn, however, we shall ride the waves to prosperity. The locked door is an opportunity to learn. The actions of others deserve our praise. Fear is nothing more than an illusion. The time is nigh; speak the words within and we shall witness the solution we yearn for. Change shall bless those who accept the challenge. CC 799 68

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Leo

THE WAY OF LEO

“The light of the appointed, the heart of the brave”

23rd July – 22nd August

The new Moon of Aries shall cast our doubts into the darkness of time, freeing our mind from the shackles of fear. In the darkness, a solar eclipse reveals paths hidden by our fears, illuminating the way forward. The acceptance shall open the locked doors before us. No longer shall we avoid the decision. We must be brave, Leo. Focus upon the circle, for it shall repay such loyalty in kind. The conclusion shall be ours. The answer awaits us. The horizon shall glisten once more, illuminating the pathways of solace which shall always remain in sight. Many opportunities shall arise from the unexpected. JH 328 124

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Virgo

THE WAY OF VIRGO

“Transcend before me, Mother of fertile dreams”

23rd August – 22nd September

The new Moon of Aries shall wipe the slates of time, free from doubt, marking the dawn of a cycle where clarity conquers confusion. A solar eclipse shrouds our world, hinting at the unseen truths waiting to be discovered. When the time comes, we shall enact our desire. Those who seek the truth shall be blessed by their find. We are close, Virgo, the answer shall soon be ours. Those that act now shall pass through the gates unscathed. This is the beginning of what shall be. Speak with clarity, for such meaning may become lost within the wrangling of ideas. Not all is as it seems. The inquisitive hand shall break the chains of distrust. LF 06 762

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Libra

“Justice balanced by the essence of love”

23rd September – 22nd October

THE WAY OF LIBRA

The new Moon of Aries shall replenish the levels we lost in time, refocusing the mind upon the pathways of tomorrow. A solar eclipse signifies the beginning of what shall be. The veil shall be lifted, Libra. The open mind shall navigate the fray, releasing the fears that encircle our way. The situation deserves our time of pondering, for worthy information remains hidden within the unknown. While one gate may fall, many more shall rise upon the horizon. Our actions shall release the truth from captivity. No longer shall we mourn the fallen dreams of olden. RS 506 33

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Scorpio

THE WAY OF SCORPIO

“The King of Kings. The Hunter of Hunters”

23rd October – 21st November

The new Moon of Aries shall open the floodgates of truth; such knowledge shall awaken the sleeping giants within. As the shadow of the eclipse briefly cloaks the day, it symbolizes the unveiling of mysteries once obscured. The distractions of old shall no longer darken our door, as fresh light illuminates the pathways beyond. Yesterday's fear shall no longer dictate our understanding of tomorrow. We must not delay, for our actions shall calm the turbulent seas. The doubtful mind shall be no more, as healing energies enter our realm. Answer the question, Scorpio, and we shall witness the progression we seek. AG 84 92

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Sagittarius

“The eternal gift. For I am the reliever of sorrow"

22nd November – 21st December

THE WAY OF SAGITTARIUS

The new Moon of Aries signals the beginning of what shall be. A solar eclipse casts a shadow, whispering hidden truths lost within the disagreement. The actions we have made shall be proven worthy, as buried information begins to rise. We must not fear the change, Archer, for we shall be blessed by the discoveries of new. Creative hands shall soothe the woes of others. Place no strife upon the unalterable, and we shall emerge stronger and wiser than before. That which was lost in time shall soon be found. The determined mind shall unearth the answer it seeks. RP 939 49

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capricorn

“As the sands fall, the gate of the Gods shall rise” 

22nd December 19th January

THE WAY OF CAPRICORN

The new Moon of Aries shall make its move, initiating the once rigid ball into motion. A solar eclipse signifies the final pieces of our puzzle falling into place. The transition is almost complete—a journey of truth, illuminating the pathways before us. The time has come to answer the calls from within. The confusion of old shall be no more, and all that shall remain is our understanding of tomorrow. The horizon awaits us, Capricorn. What is foreseen shall cast doubt from our eyes. Embrace the respite, for soon we shall be called upon once more. We shall complete our quest. OC 554 94

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aquarius

THE WAY OF AQUARIUS

“We are the keepers of knowledge, the bearers of dreams”

20th January – 18th February

The new Moon of Aries signals the beginning. A solar eclipse reminds us that what lies hidden shall soon be revealed. Patience Aquarius, the truth we seek shall be ours in time. Better we wait than advance unprepared. Such a change must be embraced if we desire an early arrival upon the horizon. The balance is where true solace resides. Everything holds meaning and truth. These are the stepping stones that shall deliver us upon the solution we seek. The negative mind seeks nothing but delay; we must stay strong and defeat this foe once and for all. KS 49 05

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Pisces

THE WAY OF PISCES

“A tale of two tails bound together with eternal love”

19th February – 20th March

The new Moon of Aries shall open the box once sealed in time, revealing the truth hidden from our eyes. As the solar eclipse briefly shrouds our world, symbolising the unlocking of mysteries long endured. While external forces seek to divert our stride, we must remain focused, for the horizon awaits us with the blessings of attainment. The question must be answered, Pisces, if we desire a hastier arrival. Meditation is a powerful tool in breaking the grips of fear. Only we can decide. And as the final piece to the puzzle is laid, we shall venture forth and conquer the unknown. EE 956 22

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