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The Merry Man Horoscopes

Weekly Horoscope 7th October - 13th October

We are proud to present to you our weekly horoscope by The Merry Man. Little is known of this mysterious astrologer, primarily due to his desires for secrecy. We honestly don’t know much, and the little we do, we have sworn never to tell. We are however extremely lucky to have him as our resident astrologer. Watch this space, there is much more to come from this fascinating individual. As for the codes at the end of each horoscope? Nobody knows!

“The heavenly gold which guides us home”

21st March – 19th April

THE WAY OF ARIES

The clarity we seek shall soon make its way to us, arriving just in time for our decision. As the chaos subsides, the truth shall emerge. And then, we shall know what actions we must take. No longer shall we doubt the path we tread, for our actions shall soothe the wary mind. Many opportunities await our gaze, nevertheless, we must adjust our stance to see them. Patience, Aries; for many factors are still in motion. Soon, we shall grasp the teachings of endurance. HP 150 83

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20th April – 20th May

“The Mask of Gods made holy by the sands"

THE WAY OF TAURUS

The moment has arrived for us to prove ourselves in the realm of ideas. We have delayed long enough, Taurus; the time has come to make the bold decisions others shy away from. We shall succeed. A pathway filled with endless possibilities is soon to reveal itself—perhaps now is the moment to unleash the opportunist within. Yesterday has served as a lesson, and tomorrow we shall draw upon its wisdom to propel our cause forward. Trust the inner voice that guides us, and we shall step into a new and prosperous stage of discovery. GN 29 792

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“Reunited in the Heavens of everlasting love”

21st May – 20th June

THE WAY OF GEMINI

The discerning mind shall reveal the hidden pathways of success, bringing forth a new dawn of understanding. There are many sources from which we draw renewal. Soon, we shall celebrate our accomplishments, and as we accept the rewards of tomorrow, we shall honour the efforts of today. The endless cycle shall come to an end. And only the wisdom of progression shall remain. Walk these roads, Gemini, surrender to the flow and direction, and together we shall raise a glass to the revival of forgotten dreams. IS 974 972

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“The eternal protector, blessed by the hand of Gods”

21st June – 22nd July

THE WAY OF CANCER

From the unruly mind, clarity and understanding shall emerge. We have been tested, Cancer. These moments of confusion are placed before us to sharpen our focus on the horizon. Our efforts were never in vain; they have paved the way forward. They have opened our eyes to the truth. Though others have faltered, we shall be crowned the victor. The solution shall come, however, we must remain patient. In time, others shall see what we already know. SP 96 202

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THE WAY OF LEO

“The light of the appointed, the heart of the brave”

23rd July – 22nd August

We must not question the road we travel, for the hour of doubt shall soon be forgotten. Our destination is closer than we realise. As the winds of change sweep across the forgotten realms of time, we must be ready for what lies ahead. Forgiveness shall break the chains that hold us back, setting us free to move forward. Things are not always what they seem, Leo, nevertheless, only the bold shall dare to uncover hidden truths. We know what must be done, and it is within our hands alone to shape the tomorrow we seek. HA 06 348

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THE WAY OF VIRGO

“Transcend before me, Mother of fertile dreams”

23rd August – 22nd September

The chaotic forces shall no longer dominate within our mind, liberating our thoughts for what is to come. Embrace the changes, Virgo, and we shall be rewarded with the glory of adventure. The time of apprehension has passed; now, we must conquer the darkness of the unknown. Ideas shall emerge from the conflicts of debate. The line has been drawn in the sands of time; we must now move forward, free from the woes of antiquity. Fear not the ending, for this is only the beginning. What is foreseen shall please us greatly. AC 32 731

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“Justice balanced by the essence of love”

23rd September – 22nd October

THE WAY OF LIBRA

The long-awaited shift is finally upon us; now we must brace ourselves for what is to come. We hold the key, Libra; now we must seek the door. Not everyone shall embrace such change, nevertheless, soon they shall recognise the truth we already see. The answers shall emerge when we reject the ordinary, for such solutions we seek cannot be limited to a single perspective. Let us focus on the balance, and we shall reopen the forgotten channels of discovery. Follow the coincidence. EG 536 01

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THE WAY OF SCORPIO

“The King of Kings. The Hunter of Hunters”

23rd October – 21st November

Truth is not to be feared, Scorpio; seek it wherever it may lie, and we shall be set free on a pathway of joy. A new dawn of dedication shall free the weights of doubt from our shoulders. The confidence we lost shall be restored as words soothe the turmoils of the mind. We have come too far to stumble at the final obstacle. Who can stand in our way to achieving what we desire? The answer to this shall unlock the final gates of fulfilment. OC 925 929

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“The eternal gift. For I am the reliever of sorrow"

22nd November – 21st December

THE WAY OF SAGITTARIUS

The path begins to shimmer with the promise of what could be. Our eyes have been closed for some time, Archer; what joys await those who can see with clarity and understanding! Many teachings lie upon an untrodden pathway. An opportunity for change shall challenge our fears; speak out, and we shall have our wishes granted. Now, bridges shall be rebuilt on the sturdiest foundations, destined to endure the test of time. Courageous hands shall uncover the solutions we seek. IR 230 804

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“As the sands fall, the gate of the Gods shall rise”

22nd December – 19th January

THE WAY OF CAPRICORN

The burden of regret is one we do not deserve, Capricorn; we must strive to free ourselves from its weight, for only then can we be truly liberated. Now is the moment to draft the blueprints of what is to come. Our time is not yet over, and through our efforts, we shall uncover the great forgotten wonders of antiquity. As new knowledge enters our sphere, the disheartened mind shall fade away. We must welcome the unexpected, for therein lies the solution we crave. FG 29 163

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THE WAY OF AQUARIUS

“We are the keepers of knowledge, the bearers of dreams”

20th January – 18th February

The hour of revision has come; we must reorganise our priorities if we wish to thrive. The balance we seek is attainable and shall be ours in due course. Resist the urges of abandonment, as this task demands our fullest attention. Never dismiss the messenger, for their stories hold the keys to prosperity. We have time, Aquarius; there is no need to make haste and overlook what truly matters. Soon, the weight shall be lifted. JS 15 285

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THE WAY OF PISCES

“A tale of two tails bound together with eternal love”

19th February – 20th March

A shining light of opportunity shall soon illuminate the horizon, reawakening our long-held ambitions. A new dawn is approaching, one that shall reveal the truth of our path. Now the ball rests in our hands, and only we possess the power to return it. We have doubted the flow for too long, Pisces, nevertheless, what awaits us shall soothe the restless mind. The confusion of late shall fade, clearing the way for the adventure that lies ahead. The ending shall usher in the beginning. LK 553 123

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