by PSYCHIC MIX
The Merry Man Horoscopes
Weekly Horoscope 17th March - 23rd March
We are proud to present to you our weekly horoscope by The Merry Man. Little is known of this mysterious astrologer, primarily due to his desires for secrecy. We honestly don’t know much, and the little we do, we have sworn never to tell. We are however extremely lucky to have him as our resident astrologer. Watch this space, there is much more to come from this fascinating individual. As for the codes at the end of each horoscope? Nobody knows!
“The heavenly gold which guides us home”
21st March – 19th April
THE WAY OF ARIES
The reordering of time begins now, breathing life into the plans of tomorrow. Trust in our path, Aries, for the conclusion we seek is within reach. The imbalance shall fade, replaced by the harmony of careful preparation. In soothing the disheartened mind, we pave the way for the most fruitful of outcomes. From the silence, countless doors of opportunity shall open. The wisdom we have gathered shall shield us from the fray, and a clean slate shall restore the lost channels of debate. Justice shall stand triumphant. FC 07 264
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20th April – 20th May
“The Mask of Gods made holy by the sands"
THE WAY OF TAURUS
Step by step, we shall ascend the mountain that looms before us, Taurus. The path is long, yet the lessons we gather shall guide us safely through the days to come. Perfection is but a mirage, a trick of the restless mind. Do not resist the current—let it flow, let it carve new pathways beyond what is known. In time, the answers we seek shall steady our footing upon ground that is truly worth treading. Our words hold the power to heal, to reshape, to bring forth change. Unshackle the truth, and the gate shall rise. Patience shall mend the fractures of uncertainty, and with it, we shall forge ahead. FE 73 884
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“Reunited in the Heavens of everlasting love”
21st May – 20th June
THE WAY OF GEMINI
Lower the defensive walls, Gemini—only then can the healing energies of tomorrow find their way to us. The truth shall be our shield, guiding us toward what was once lost. But for now, we must wait, for not all must be done by our own hand. The wanderer shall unveil the many mysteries of our path, and in time, our purpose shall become clear. Our words carry great power; speak with certainty, and the gates shall rise before us. The worrisome mind shall fade, as the light of clarity pierces the shadows of uncertainty. CT 976 298
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“The eternal protector, blessed by the hand of Gods”
21st June – 22nd July
THE WAY OF CANCER
Cast off the chains of chaos, Cancer—only through release can the mind find the serenity it craves. The sands of time shall no longer blind us to the answers that await. Fear not, for clarity shall come in its own time. An open heart shall achieve far more than a restless mind ever could. Innocent ideas shall rise above the riddles that linger in the shadows. Embrace the challenge before us, and tomorrow’s highway shall lead to prosperity. Listen closely to the whispers within—they guide us back to all that was lost. TH 274 722
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THE WAY OF LEO
“The light of the appointed, the heart of the brave”
23rd July – 22nd August
The final piece of the puzzle is near, and with it, the pathways to enlightenment shall unfold. No longer shall we drift in the shadows of truth, for fresh knowledge shall light the way forward. Do not falter, Leo. We shall reach the promised land. Commitments shall rise, and the time for resolution has come. Rest shall soothe the restless mind, and we must seek to mend the broken, for only the whole shall scale the mountain unscathed. Time is a precious gift, never to be wasted. The answer shall reveal itself when we are ready to embrace it. AL 06 635
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THE WAY OF VIRGO
“Transcend before me, Mother of fertile dreams”
23rd August – 22nd September
Patience is required, Virgo, for the energies we seek must first align. In time, we shall behold the splendor of the whole. When that day arrives, we shall know exactly what steps to take. Speak from within, and many doors shall swing open before us. The dormant drives of the past are ready to awaken, prepared to triumph on the battlefields of tomorrow. A shared vision shall guide us to the solution we seek. Only our words can unravel the knots of uncertainty. Stand firm within the arena of debate, and the truth shall finally be ours. FD 375 30
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“Justice balanced by the essence of love”
23rd September – 22nd October
THE WAY OF LIBRA
Doubt shall no longer bind us, and the path ahead shall open with newfound clarity. The purpose of our potential is near, ready to reveal itself. Piece by piece, the shackles of time are breaking. The instinctive mind shall unearth the hidden pathways to achievement, and knowledge shall soon be ours to claim. To those who dare to escape the confines of uncertainty, the rewards shall be many. Rise and embrace the challenge, Libra, for wonders await at the journey’s end. A rested mind shall triumph over the fears of the unknown—freedom is within our grasp. OW 52 638
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THE WAY OF SCORPIO
“The King of Kings. The Hunter of Hunters”
23rd October – 21st November
The great shift is here, Scorpio—knowledge beckons, guiding us toward the resolution once lost to time. The moment has arrived. Change stands at our door, yet many shall cling to the comfort of the familiar. But those who dare to walk the uncharted path shall find safe passage to the promised land. We know what must be done. Seek solace in the wisdom of the past, for its stories shall steady the restless mind. Fix our gaze upon what lies ahead, and the horizon shall answer in kind. BF 306 340
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“The eternal gift. For I am the reliever of sorrow"
22nd November – 21st December
THE WAY OF SAGITTARIUS
The whisperers speak in riddles, Archer, but listen closely—for hidden between the lines lies the key we seek. No longer shall we stumble through the darkness. Piece by piece, we shall raise a mighty tower, standing tall to witness the splendor of the horizon. The power of change is ours to wield, and if we master it, the wonders foretold shall unfold before us. Banish doubt to the silence of a mind steeped in wisdom, and our journey shall quicken. Follow the fire within—it knows the way. SG 29 593
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“As the sands fall, the gate of the Gods shall rise”
22nd December – 19th January
THE WAY OF CAPRICORN
The hourglass empties; the cycle nears completion. Yet, the path ahead is ours to choose. Fear would chain our steps, holding us back from the threshold of what comes next. But we shall rise from the silence, stronger than before. The ambitions we once set aside now call for our gaze—wonders await those with the courage to seek them. As we break the surface, answers shall pour into the vast expanse of what was. Our eyes are open, Capricorn,and the healing light of truth shall cast clarity upon the enigmas before us. The journey is far from over—it has only just begun. LV 245 706
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THE WAY OF AQUARIUS
“We are the keepers of knowledge, the bearers of dreams”
20th January – 18th February
The patience we have shown shall not go unnoticed, Aquarius—our resolve shall be rewarded. As the mist lifts from the valley, what remains is the answer, shining like a beacon to guide us toward tomorrow’s path. No longer shall uncertainty reign in the arena of ideas. The truth stands waiting for the bold, and when we speak our mind, others shall follow. From the unexpected, new responsibilities shall rise. Know this—we tried, and our efforts shall safeguard us as we move toward the horizon. Compromise shall reopen the lost channels of dialogue, breathing life into what was once silenced. FT 33 526
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THE WAY OF PISCES
“A tale of two tails bound together with eternal love”
19th February – 20th March
The hour has arrived, Pisces—the final chapter begins, and from here, we shall write great tales of valor. The power of evolution is within our grasp, yet still, doubt lingers upon the path ahead. But our actions shall prove their worth, and in time, the wounds of the past shall heal. Hold fast to the present, for tomorrow shall reward such loyalty. A leap of faith is all that stands between us and the answers we seek. And as we forge ahead, others shall soon follow in our wake. DG 374 79
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