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The Merry Man Horoscopes

Weekly Horoscope 15th July - 21st July 

We are proud to present to you our weekly horoscope by The Merry Man. Little is known of this mysterious astrologer, primarily due to his desires for secrecy. We honestly don’t know much, and the little we do, we have sworn never to tell. We are however extremely lucky to have him as our resident astrologer. Watch this space, there is much more to come from this fascinating individual. As for the codes at the end of each horoscope? Nobody knows!

Aries

“The heavenly gold which guides us home”

21st March – 19th April

THE WAY OF ARIES

We must not retreat from the challenge, for this shall spark the beginning we seek. A bounty of ideas shall flow within our realm. The secrets of advancement are ours for the taking. Collaboration shall bring forth the most prosperous outcomes. We must not give up, Aries. Only those who stay silent shall wear the shackles of uncertainty. Knowledge is the fuel that powers our attainment. The full Moon of Capricorn counsels patience, for soon the floodgates of truth shall open. HD 392 493

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Taurus

20th April – 20th May

“The Mask of Gods made holy by the sands"

THE WAY OF TAURUS

The forces of progress shall ascend, as the walls of uncertainty crumble and fade. The currents shift in our favour. Emotions cool. Stay vigilant, Taurus, for the wisdom gained today shall be valuable in the days to come. Smooth passage through the void hinges upon communication. Long-awaited manifestations are starting to take form. Doubt in our actions shall trouble us no more. A new path emerges, lit by the radiance of a Capricorn full Moon. EH 769 30

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Gemini

“Reunited in the Heavens of everlasting love”

21st May – 20th June

THE WAY OF GEMINI

We must lower the fortress walls, Gemini. By doing so, we grant energy the freedom to flow unhindered. If not, we deny positivity the chance to thrive thus imprisoning negativity within us. The road to recovery shall begin here. A new dawn of discovery awaits us. Our desires shall hide no longer. A sudden opportunity deserves our time to ponder. A union is growing more substantial. The full Moon of Capricorn has bestowed a message: speak now or forever hold thy tongue! OB 48 249

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Cancer

“The eternal protector, blessed by the hand of Gods”

21st June – 22nd July

THE WAY OF CANCER

The journey we seek shall unfold in time, set in motion by choices once avoided. We cannot halt the cascade, Cancer, nevertheless, we can steer its course. Negative energies surround us; only honesty shall lead us to sanctuary. Those who pursue truth shall regret the actions of impulsive, for the key lies concealed in the unknown. Have faith, and the drought shall be quenched anew. The full Moon of Capricorn heralds the dawn of transformation. The rewards lie within our grasp. HD 05 115

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Leo

THE WAY OF LEO

“The light of the appointed, the heart of the brave”

23rd July – 22nd August

We must not scamper towards the resolution, for the truth shall rise when all are ready to embrace it. Faith’s restoration has begun. We must chart a course, Leo. And we must stick to it. Only then shall the balance we seek be restored. Answer the question within, and we shall shatter the chains of apprehension. Liberation shall shower us with a bounty of worthy ideas. Here lies the key to our ascension. The Moon of Capricorn shall calm the tempestuous seas. DV 923 118

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Virgo

THE WAY OF VIRGO

“Transcend before me, Mother of fertile dreams”

23rd August – 22nd September

The persistent struggle has yielded little. A new approach beckons us. We cannot force the outcomes, Virgo. We must acknowledge that not all share our pace.  We witness an unfolding evolution. There are no closures in sight. Patience shall foster the dialogue. Embrace the winds of change, and they shall carry us to tranquil shores. Seek, and discovery awaits. The full Moon of Capricorn shines a light upon the connections of time. GA 230 540

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Libra

“Justice balanced by the essence of love”

23rd September – 22nd October

THE WAY OF LIBRA

The answer awaits those who embrace the lessons from the past. Only then shall they decipher the teachings of tomorrow. Forgotten blessings shall one day announce their triumphant return. We must unlock the gates that confine our words. We must cleanse the atmosphere of discord. Healing energies are flowing toward us, gradually eroding the barriers of time. The full Moon of Capricorn beckons us homeward, urging us to gather our thoughts before forging ahead. WN 76 40

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Scorpio

THE WAY OF SCORPIO

“The King of Kings. The Hunter of Hunters”

23rd October – 21st November

The words, long held back, now unfurl, unlocking the gates to boundless potential. The hour of reflection has faded. Forge ahead and vanquish the fear that shadows our path. The answers lie beyond the ordinary. Take cautious strides, Scorpio. Rush not, lest we overlook hidden treasures. Energies of healing gather strength. One day, we shall reap the harvest of our endeavours. The full Moon of Capricorn beckons us to venture beyond the familiar. KM 06 964

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Sagittarius

“The eternal gift. For I am the reliever of sorrow"

22nd November – 21st December

THE WAY OF SAGITTARIUS

What lies before us shall untangle the ancient riddles. We are on the verge, Archer. Soon, we shall fathom the depths of our potential. The creative mind shall navigate through uncertainty. The divergent paths require contemplation, as one may lead us backwards. The change we seek shall begin in its own time; for now, patience is our compass as we await the majestic revelation. The full Moon of Capricorn warns us to tread carefully, for disruptive energies lurk within the mist. FR 34 87

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capricorn

“As the sands fall, the gate of the Gods shall rise” 

22nd December 19th January

THE WAY OF CAPRICORN

Do not yield, Capricorn. Our steadfastness shall bring forth our reward. Then, blessings shall flow freely. What seemed a burden is, in fact, a chance for growth. Push forward one last time, and the answers shall come to us. Embrace the alternative, and we shall thrive in the days to come. Believe, and it shall be ours. The completion awaits the brave. The full Moon of our sign delivers a message: it's never too late to achieve our dreams. DM 956 76

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aquarius

THE WAY OF AQUARIUS

“We are the keepers of knowledge, the bearers of dreams”

20th January – 18th February

The final piece of the puzzle shall soon find its place. Now is the hour of action, Aquarius. The knowledge we seek is veiled however it lies but a whisper away. Time favours the bold.  We are the fortunate ones; the forces of creation are ours to shape as we will. Embrace the shifts, and confidence shall blossom along our journey. Never relent. In the embrace of the present moment, negative energies release their hold. Behold, a Capricorn Moon, ushering a new beginning, ripe for the taking. SB 269 444

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Pisces

THE WAY OF PISCES

“A tale of two tails bound together with eternal love”

19th February – 20th March

The reversal shall commence forthwith, granting new energy to flow unimpeded. The investment of time shall greatly reward us. As the storm calms, the pathway of innovation shall reveal itself. Now is the season of progress; step forward, Pisces, and we shall claim our prize upon the horizon. Acceptance is the key we seek. The full Moon of Capricorn beckons us to speak from the heart, for only this shall conquer the crossroads before us. BT 05 395

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