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The Merry Man Horoscopes

Weekly Horoscope 18th September - 24th September 

We are proud to present to you our weekly horoscope by The Merry Man. Little is known of this mysterious astrologer, primarily due to his desires for secrecy. We honestly don’t know much, and the little we do, we have sworn never to tell. We are however extremely lucky to have him as our resident astrologer. Watch this space, there is much more to come from this fascinating individual. As for the codes at the end of each horoscope? Nobody knows!



“The heavenly gold which guides us home”

21st March – 19th April

Inspirational energies are beginning to rise. Follow the idea, for it shall guide us towards advancement. Embrace the resurgence, for it shall foster unity and growth. Speak with truth, and we shall see our desires come to fruition. Share our vision. Others shall be drawn to what we offer. Solidarity is the key, Aries. We shall overcome uncertainty. Resistance is a natural response and shall subside in time. Our patience shall be rewarded. The horizon awaits us. Our desired state is within our grasp. Remember, there is truth and meaning in the challenge. By understanding this, we shall navigate the darkness unscathed. KR 346 85



20th April – 20th May

“The Mask of Gods made holy by the sands"

The resolution to uncertainty shall be realised upon the battlefields of truth and determination.We must maintain our faith in tomorrow. Those who confront the darkness shall be offered the torch of enlightenment. Now, we shall build upon the forgotten foundation. Remember, Taurus, the more robust the structure, the higher we shall ascend. It is time to play our final card. Embrace acceptance, and we shall unlock the true lessons within yesterday's mistake. Our patience shall be rewarded in time. The conversation shall ease our concerns. LO 628 58



“Reunited in the Heavens of everlasting love”

21st May – 20th June

The mind must be calmed, Gemini. Serenity is the key. We need our strength for the journey ahead. We must begin the realignment. Our thoughts must flow in unison with the energies of tomorrow. Now we must build upon the foundations we have already laid. The answer shall be ours once when are ready to accept it. What we have achievement thus far is merely the beginning. Change cometh. We are nearing the whole. Cooperation is paramount, for the solution lies in the shared connection. A fresh perspective shall hasten our progress. And those brave enough to embrace it shall arrival ahead of schedule. ID 845 29


“The eternal protector, blessed by the hand of Gods”

21st June – 22nd July


We cannot allow the fear of the unknown to impede our progression. Have confidence, Cancer. Make the move. The agreement shall invite contentment into our lives. Communication is the key, for it shall unearth valuable ideas of advancement. Forgotten energies resurface. Speaking with honest tongues shall grant us a glimpse of our tomorrow. A new chapter is unfolding, honouring the actions of antiquity. Gaze into the mirror. Embrace the energies of yesteryear. Only then, shall we be handed the map we seek. The revelation shall be a blessing, grounding our feet in the soils of fulfilment. SC 33 824



“The light of the appointed, the heart of the brave”

23rd July – 22nd August

The remaining stone is being laid. Now, the pathway is clear to advance. The completion shall deliver ample opportunities upon the timelines. Nevertheless, not everyone dares to venture into the unknown. Only we may decide. Courage is the key. Time waits for no-one, Leo. And delay only fosters doubt and impedes the truth. By expressing our fears, we dispel the darkness beyond. A new bond awaits us. One forged from shared belief. Remember, there are always two sides to every story. SN 67 25



“Transcend before me, Mother of fertile dreams”

23rd August – 22nd September

We shall find the answer we seek once we open our hearts to change. Acceptance is the key. Resistance only darkens the pathways beyond. The disappointments of old shall fade in time. New beginnings shall take their place. In due course, we shall celebrate the ending. Ponder the setbacks of antiquity, for the knowledge of progression resides here. Exciting experiences await us, Virgo. The quest for truth has only just begun. The reconstruction shall begin once we locate the final piece to the puzzle. RT 04 495



“Justice balanced by the essence of love”

23rd September – 22nd October

The season of uncertainty is coming to an end, nevertheless, we must proceed with caution. Hidden dangers continue to lurk within the mist. Embrace the calm, Libra, for the decisions of progression are formulated in these times. Patience is the key, for impulsive strides shall prove unfavourable. Rest assured, time is on our side. And the guidance we seek shall be ours soon. However, it is what we choose to do with such knowledge that matters most. Seek to build upon the network and we shall create the future we desire. CA 95 401



“The King of Kings. The Hunter of Hunters”

23rd October – 21st November

The key to our hidden strength lies in the determination to continue moving forward. Do not allow the hesitancy of others to deter our stride. Follow our ideas, Scorpio, regardless of the opinions of another. The pathway ahead shall vindicate us. The glimpses of proof shall be ours in due course. Embrace the disruption, for it shall deliver positive change. A wondrous surprise is heading our way. This shall ease the blockades and smooth the challenges of late. Be cautious of impulsive actions, for they may lead us astray. MM 735 495



“The eternal gift. For I am the reliever of sorrow"

22nd November – 21st December

Our alliance shall prove its worth, as many pathways converge into one. These actions shall strengthen our belief in tomorrow. The arrival of the messenger shall deliver us strength. Focus on the truth, Archer, and our determination shall remain unwavering. The investigative approach shall be the key, for what lies upon the surface is merely the beginning. Our guidance shall be welcomed, nevertheless, we must initiate the conversation. The smallest of steps shall uncover the whole. We must understand that only we hold the powers of transformation. Timing is crucial. LW 485 900



“As the sands fall, the gate of the Gods shall rise” 

22nd December 19th January

For those who desire an early arrival they must first unshackle the chains that bind them. Only we possess such powers of alteration. Only we may decide. To achieve the change we seek, we must engage. We must take action. Only then shall we quicken our steps upon the timelines we desire. Silence shall only lead to regret. We deserve more, Capricorn. Communication is the key to unlocking our tomorrow. Victory awaits us upon the horizon. The challenging times are fading, and those who break free from conformity shall be rewarded greatly. WT 586 93



“We are the keepers of knowledge, the bearers of dreams”

20th January – 18th February

What lies before us shall overcome the complications of yesterday. We are being offered a chance for growth. Those who stay committed shall reap the rewards of new beginnings. Continue to push forwards and the strength within shall rise once again. Patience is the key, Aquarius. We must not rush nature's flow. Uncertainty shall soon be resolved. And then, the crumbling foundations shall be strengthened. When all is ready, we shall be the ones who decide upon the destination. That day is fast approaching. Believe. JB 169 49



“A tale of two tails bound together with eternal love”

19th February – 20th March

The opportunities of advancement await, Pisces. The actions of today shall hasten our progression towards the horizon. How far we go depends on us. Reflection is the key, and over time, we shall make the most beneficial of decisions. While some may deny the truth, this is not our way. We must stand tall and face tomorrow boldly. Only then shall we conquer the unknown. Once the airs have been cleansed of doubt, the journey shall be far less laborious. Valuable connections shall be forged. Advance towards the new, not away. There is no better time than now to begin. GR 54 237 

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